Cosmetic Surgery(To make up for the blonde joke)?
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.” The second woman says “Oh that’s...
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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring ! What do you get if you cross a doctor’s surgery and a mountain range ? Peak Practice ! What do you get if you cross a...
View ArticleDoes anyone know where I can buy body panels for a 79 Camaro in the uk,?
I’ve got a truck load of rust on the sills, and quarter panels and I need to do some major metal surgery, but shipping costs from America for large items are a joke !
View ArticleA joke to uplift you ?
A woman goes to her doctor and asks for a face lift, and the dr. says “Well nowdays you don’t need to have surgery, all we do is insert a nob under each ear and you turn them to lift the skin” Ten...
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THE DEAD DUCK: A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two,...
View ArticleBlonde joke?
A blonde goes home from the doctors to find her husband waiting anxiously “Well” asks husband ” What did he say is wrong with you?” The blonde replied “Nothing really but he did compliment me on my...
View ArticleFunny or not “Beautiful” joke?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again....
View ArticleThe recovery room (JOKE)?
A gentleman was just out of surgery for a appendicitus. His wife sat calmly beside him holding his hand while she waited for him to wake up. A few minutes later she looked over and his eyes were...
View ArticleWhat should I do about my ‘bff?’?
It’s a long story…. I have been friends with Joanne, since september. We have had a few little arguments here and then, like all friends do. Then we became friends with Emily. So, the 3 of us were...
View ArticleSo-called best friend help….What on EARTH am I going to do?
It’s a long story…. I have been friends with lets call her Joanne, since september. We have had a few little arguments here and then, like all friends do. Then we became friends with (let’s call her:)...
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